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PostSubject: My ER Visit   Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:30 pm

So, this is the conclusion to what happened when I thought I had appendicitis. This is kind of gross. Dont worry there were no enemas involved.

Once I got the negative appendicitis CT back I still had pains in the same spot. They only got worse until last night I went to the ER. I had bloodwork done and an X-Ray. The X-Ray showed I had a large compacted chunk of fecal matter stuck in my bowels. This explained my horrible pains. They said if I didnt get it out I could die. So I had a whole bottle of laxative and stool softener pills since last night. Basically today my buttcheeks have been a hose. So now I am better.

When they had to take blood from me and they learned my blood clots really fast and I dont bleed a lot. So the nurse had to use these baby blood viles and It took about half an hour to get 2 1cm tall viles of blood from me. She literally had to perform a "milking" motion on my arm to get just 1 drop of blood (yes, like a cow).

Constipated Enormous Crap pale

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PostSubject: Re: My ER Visit   Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:35 pm

Wow, grats.

You'd make the perfect emo lol...you could slit your wrists all day and nothing would happend :p

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PostSubject: Re: My ER Visit   Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:51 pm

lol

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PostSubject: Re: My ER Visit   Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:11 am

LOl reminds me off that bit of stand up Bob Geldof did in New Zealand, wait a mo let me try and find the vid...

Oh I can't find it, Ill have a better look tonight but I gotta go school now Cheer

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PostSubject: Re: My ER Visit   Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:58 pm

Well I would join you on your epic quest once I get back from my exam, but it's payday, and I'm gonna go buy WAR and start pvp gridning Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

I'll be like Sniped except that I'l be the WoW-noob...

Anyway, now that I'm cured of my WoW addiction i figured it was time to find another mmorpg to get addicted to jocolor <---(hey look it's me!)

Anyway, time to go kick ass in my Physics exam...NOT Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: My ER Visit   Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:41 am

that is funny becuase that happens to me 2 becuase i have gone to the ER
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PostSubject: Re: My ER Visit   Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:04 am

seriously? Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: My ER Visit   Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:17 am

yessir

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PostSubject: Re: My ER Visit   Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:46 am

i went to the ER becuase of my comcusion. Explode
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